i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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