Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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