can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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