dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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