This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
