if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just want nice things and good sex
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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