Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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