TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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