Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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