Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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