what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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