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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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