I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
they need to just BURY HIM!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm passing your future prison.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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