Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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