Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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