Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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