he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Its about making memories worth repressing
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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