dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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