Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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