talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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