she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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