He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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