he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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