Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
