yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
