Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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