its not stalking. its research.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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