there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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