i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
operation harelip BJ is a go
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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