Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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