I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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