She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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