I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
being pregnant is like rehab
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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