I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he had hair everywhere except his balls
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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