doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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