I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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