Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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