am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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