dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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