Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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