So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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