Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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