I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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