But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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