I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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