And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm both gender and math confused
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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