it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
