Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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