No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I did not marry a roomba.
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