How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Floor bacon is actually really good
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
