But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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