just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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