All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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