i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
