awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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