Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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